ThinkGeek, Inc. Shark Plush Adult Slippers

Gonna need a bigger closet! These Chomping Shark Plush Slippers look just like Great White Sharks, and in order to wear them you must slip your foot deep into the sharks’ bellies (accessed via the little known secret hatch behind every shark’s dorsal fin). Will your feet emerge unscathed? Maybe. Will they be cozy and comfortable? Definitely! Made of Polyester fibers and polyurethane foam. Bottom fabric coated with no-slip dots.